Are you the proud CEO of procrastination?
Good news: We’re here to help you fire yourself — with flair, not despair.
We specialize in helping fabulous, overthinking humans like you finally get stuff done — minus the guilt trips, boring lectures, or terrifying “just hustle harder” speeches.
(You’re welcome.)
What We Do
We help you kick procrastination to the curb — with a side of laughs, and maybe some chips and queso.
Here’s how we roll:
- Practical tools that won’t gather digital dust.
- Coaching that feels more like a pep talk from your favorite slightly unhinged friend.
- Courses and resources that don’t require three weeks and a blood sacrifice to complete.
- Community support so you’re not battling your brain goblins alone.
Bottom line:
We make getting things done feel less like a root canal… and more like a semi-charming road trip.
Meet Your New Best Friends
Say hello to the lovable lunatics running your brain’s backstage operations:
- Perfectionism Pete:
His motto? “If it’s not flawless, it’s worthless!”
His reality? Half-finished projects and a growing shrine to Post-It notes. - Overthinking Olivia:
She can turn choosing a font into a 4-hour existential crisis.
(And yes, she has opinions about everything.) - Procrastination Parker:
The king of “just five more minutes.”
Spoiler alert: It’s never just five more minutes.
We know these characters because we are these characters.
But guess what? They don’t get to drive the bus anymore — you do.
Our Secret Sauce
(Warning: It’s slightly spicy 🌶️)
No magic wands. No self-help sermons. No cult-like chanting.
Just:
- A sprinkle of common sense (lightly seasoned, not preachy)
- A hefty dash of get-it-done energy
- A dollop of permission to be imperfect and messy
- And a ridiculous amount of cheering you on while you make progress — not while you pretend to be perfect.
Think of us as your productivity fairy godmothers but with combat boots and a snack bag.
Join the Fun 🎉
Because honestly, isn’t it time you got out of your own way?
When you sign up for our newsletter (or jump into our programs), you’ll get:
- A few hearty laughs
- Zero guilt
- Quick, punchy tips to actually do the things
- VIP access to occasional mini-challenges, printables, and encouragement (coming soon)
(Because sometimes you need a gold star. Or five. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
Don’t worry; we won’t spam you.
We’re too busy trying to keep our own lives together.